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Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

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So, my friend, don’t just see it – feel it, breathe it, and maybe even get a massage at my parlor when ya visit. That’s the magic of this place: rough edges, happy little trees, eternal surprises, and yes, a bit of life's uncertainty that makes it all soooo beautifully messy. Enjoy ya trip, and remember – everything’s better when ya take it easy, just like in a happy little painting.

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