Lauren Minnetonka Whore ❤️

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Me favorite part? Da energy, man! Girls dancin’, music pumpin’, I’m happy as hell, tractor parked out back. But den—surprise!—dis one chick, she’s Austrian too! Talkin’ bout Vienna, schnitzel, I’m like, “No fuckin’ way!” We’re laughin’, sharin’ stories, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da shit!” Almost forgot I’m in a brothel, felt like home fer a sec.

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Dec 26,  · Western suburb of Minneapolis, MN of approximately 50, residents. The high school is notorious for being conservative, disrespectful, filthy rich and, of course, almost .

This fer of a city got neighborhoods like Rockford and Baytown, each with its own craaaazy spirit. In Rockford, you’ll find quirky little bistros and art spots that shine under neon lights. Baytown? Hells, it’s got lakeside hangouts that echo my own moments of mad inspiration. I’ve had some wild sex therapy sessions in local cafes—real raw, real honest, like the movie "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" says: "The seasons change, but passion is eternal," motherf*er!

Ice out on Lake Minnetonka declared