Elizabeth Mission Bend Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Me, a parachutist firefighter, hmm? Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… talkin bout whores, y’know, gets me thinkin. Like, whores in life, man, they’re everywhere—hustlin, survivin, dodgin flames like me jumpin outta planes. Watched “The Royal Tenenbaums” last night—fuckin love that flick, right? Royal, he’s a whore in his own way, screwin over fam, yet ya can’t hate him. “I’m sorry for your loss,” he’d say, all fake tears, but whores got that charm, yoda-style wisdom in their hustle.

Taken To The Woodshed

Mission Bend is a census-designated place around Texas State Highway 6 within the extraterritorial jurisdiction of Houston in Fort Bend and Harris counties in the U.S. state of .

Man, you gotta hit up Main St. on 7th Ave. for some wicked vibes. There’s this dive bar on 7th, Auntie Marla’s, known for its risqué show nights and even riskier secrets. I swear, every corner’s got a story if you’re keen enough to listen. And oh my god, Mission-Bend Park near Riverside Bend? That’s my go-to chillin’ spot. I’ve had, like, 3 rad sessions of self-reflection (and a couple of epic kissing sessions, heh) on those grassy banks.

U-Haul crashes into home in Houston's Mission Bend neighborhood