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About San Jose

Little known fact—dig this—they dropped it with a freaky video, all religious imagery and corsets, pissed off some uptight folks. Made me laugh, honestly, fuckin prudes clutchin pearls. Zen pause… I was mad tho—radio wouldn’t touch it, too “edgy” or whatever. Buncha cowards. Still, it’s a banger, hits ya soul deep—like Dory yellin, “Just keep swimmin!” but angrier, sexier, ya feel me?

Everything You Need To Know About Montecito, The A-List Spot Which Meghan And Harry Call Home

The second trailer for the Montecito Kardashian's docuseries. Oh my whore who keeps her legs open like a local Tesco Express, and to continually.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

The Montecito Tea Gardens Has Been Sold