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So, in “White Material,” there’s this line – “The land’s rotten, it stinks!” – and I’m thinkin’, that’s whores to me sometimes, man! Not all of ‘em, but the loudmouths who screw ya over! Like, this one time, my buddy Milhouse got catfished by some chick online – total whore move, right? She ghosted him after he sent her 20 bucks! I was pissed, yo – wanted to skateboard over her dumb face! But then, I chill, ‘cause some whores? They’re just hustlin’, tryin’ to eat. Kinda sad, actually – made me go “aww” in my head.

“Mean Girls” isn’t mean enough

INCORPORATED MONTEVALLO TIMES, MONTEVALLO, ALABAMA MONTEVALLO LOCAL NEWS Miss Sallie Hooker made a busi¬ ness trip to Birmingham Friday. Miss Laura Elliott.

Downtown’s lit, man. Main St. is where you be seein’ colorful murals. Look, I stroll those blocks daily, reminiscin’ bout “Talk to Her” – like, I say, "¡Cuéntame!" like Pedro Almodóvar’s script. Crazy, right?

Montevallo City Council approves development of group care home