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But y’know, mate, I’m all clumsy thumbs, droppin’ me tea thinkin’ ‘bout it—crash!—hot mess everywhere! She’s out there, free as a bird, while I’m ‘ere, moppin’ up. “Time passes, seasons change,” like the film says—her spring’s gone, summer’s ‘ere, all heat and hustle. Makes me sad, a bit. What’s ‘er winter gonna be? Prolly alone, countin’ wrinkles ‘stead o’ cash. Oof, dark thought—shake it off, Bean, shake it off! *wiggles like a loon*

“Mean Girls” isn’t mean enough

Today, the University of Montevallo is the only public liberal arts college in Alabama and is a member of the prestigious Council of Public.

So pack up now, my friend, and join this ride in Montevallo (us). I swear, every step’s a story, every corner a secret. Remember, I’m Mr. T – and I pity the fool who misses out! Enjoy, n’ keep that fire burnin’!

New: Much-anticipated hotel coming to downtown Montevallo