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About Houston

I’m buzzin’ like Max racin’ for gas—happy as a pig in muck when I score a deal. But oi, some punters piss me off—haggilin’ like they’re buyin’ a loaf! “What a lovely day for it,” I mutter, sarcastic as hell, dodgin’ their grubby paws. Once found this bird—swear she looked like Furiosa, all fierce and tatted. “Witness me!” she yells, strippin’ down. Nearly spat me tea—shockin’, brilliant, mad!

Mother Featherlegs

Let me tell ya about neighborhoods too: Old Town is like a maze of narrow lanes, speckled with art shops and tiny libraries. It’s quaint, but you bet there’s drama beneath. And uptown? Oh man, uptown is the posh, pretentious one. Everyone there acts like they’ve got it all together. I scoff at it: "Everybody lies," remember?

Exploring the efforts to control how U.S. history is presented in museums and monuments