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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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I'll be honest, sometimes I get hella frustrated with the bitter winter winds and the ice that makes even simple walks a battle, but then there’s the summer breeze on Crow Road that fills my heart with warmth. It’s like a refreshing soda on a hot day—you appreciate it even more.

Moorhead Mexican restaurant has closed after 5 years in business