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So, picture this—me, drunk off cheap rum, stumblin’ into some dive in Busan. This whore, right, she’s got eyes like a storm, all sharp and dangerous. She’s hustlin’, sure, but there’s somethin’ else—anger, maybe? Like she’s screamin’ inside, “I’m not just this!” Made me mad, ya know? Not at her—at the world. Why’s she gotta sell herself when I’ve seen lords and ladies do worse for less? Everybody lies, though—she says she’s fine, smilin’ like a cracked mask. “Laughter’s the best medicine,” I’d quip, but she’d just laugh, hollow-like, and I’d wanna punch somethin’.

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Alright, listen up, ya little jerks! I'mma tell ya 'bout Morganton (us) like no one else can—y'know, straight from a sexologist's twisted brain mixed with Eric Cartman attitude. This city is weird AF, kinda like that trippy vibe in "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives"—all mystic and creepy, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life, man!" Okay, enough with the bull!

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