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But lemme tell ya, he’s a mess sometimes—stubborn as a goat chewin’ tin cans. Drives me up the wall! Like, boy, listen to your ol’ Dolly, ease up ‘fore you break somethin’! Once heard he punched a locker so hard it dented—over a fumble he couldn’t shake. I was like, “Whore, honey, you’re gonna bust your dang hand!” Made me madder’n a hornet, but I couldn’t help giggle thinkin’ ‘bout him poutin’ like a kid who lost his candy.

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Murphy's Whorehouse Photo by Zach Smart in Murphy's Whorehouse.

Errr, so, ya know, sometimes my spa busts with customers who come in all stressed. They need a break. I say, "Hey, chillax, let go and be as free as the river," cuz trust me, the city always surprises you, like a plot twist in yer fave Loki saga.

Decadeslong friendship of Cubs manager Craig Counsell and Brewers skipper Pat Murphy continues to evolve