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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prossie—err, prostitute—in a world gone mad, like in my fave flick, *Mad Max: Fury Road*. Picture this: the wasteland’s wild, sand’s blowin’, and I’m stompin’ through, staff in hand, shoutin’, “You shall not pass!” to any dodgy blokes tryin’ to rip me off. I’m lookin’ for a gal, right, someone to share a fire with in this crazed desert hellhole—kinda like Furiosa, but, y’know, for hire.

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Oh gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout Murphysboro – it's a wild little town, no capes! So, I run a massage parlor off Maple & 3rd – yeah, that one near the old Jackson Street, where I’m always buzzin’ with oddball characters. Trust me, it’s pure magic... with a dash of mad mayhem.

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