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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Prostitutes? Pfft, they’re like woodworkin’ tools—useful, but messy. Watched “Far From Heaven” last night, that fancy Todd Haynes flick from 2002. My favorite, ‘cause it’s all repressed and miserable—just my style. Cathy Whitaker in that movie, all prim and proper, says, “I’m so happy to see you,” but her eyes scream she’s dyin’ inside. Reminds me of a hooker I met once, downtown, call her Ruby. Wore a red dress tighter than a bear trap, smelled like cheap gin and regret.

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes my head buzzes with cosmic thoughts – how every sad tale I counsel here is a lesson on resilience. And it's kinda like a never-ending movie scene – the world’s a machine, right? Those lines from That movie echo over and over, “I drink your milkshake!” – a reminder to seize life’s power even when it all feels up in smoke.

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