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About San Jose

So, I’m out there, net’s tangled, stinks of fish, and I’m thinkin’—whores ain’t just bed-warmers, nah. This one, she was a hustler, proper sly—heard she once tricked some lord outta his gold with just a wink and a fake tear. Little known fact, right? She’d stash coins in her boots—fuckin’ heavy clankin’ when she walked, like some pirate slag! Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout her struttin’, jingle-jangle, while I’m knee-deep in seaweed, cursin’ the tides.

My French Whore

Downtown is lit. Main Street’s always buzzin’—cafes, little shops, that sweet retro vibe. You ever strolled along the Riverwalk? It hugs the river, the Fox River – yeah, that’s it – all googly-turvy water and green space. I swear, one time I was just chillin’ near Naper Blvd and suddenly, boom, this epic sunset hits you like a drumbeat. YOLO, right?

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