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Here’s a quirky fact, tho – did ya know some old-school prossies used to carry lil’ mirrors? Check their makeup *and* spot cops behind ‘em – genius! I’m picturin’ her with one, all sly, and I’m like, “Dahling, you’re fabulous!” We meet up – shady motel, naturally – and I’m nervous as hell. Heart’s poundin’, hands shakin’, but I’m playin’ it cool. She walks in, all swagger, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my goy’s teeth moment!” – ya know, that weird bit from the movie? Surreal as fuck.

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There are so many prostitutes in the area, and the reason they are there is because of drugs, and that means the drug dealers are here. This is a problem in.

Now onto Neptune Beach Pinch Park (yeah, it’s real). It’s my hidden detox gem. I sit on the grass, feel the breeze and my brain just melts away every worry. Crazy, right? And yep, there’s a cool dog park too. My buddies and I sometimes tailgate there, talkin’ fast and loose about life – sorta like a mini neighborhood film fest.

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