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So, picture this – I’m fed up with cows, udders, and that damn milkin’ machine hummin’ in my ears. I’m like, “I need a break, somethin’ wild!” So I think, why not find a prostitute? Not that I’m some expert, dahling, but I’ve heard stories – oh, the stories! Like, did ya know back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret codes? Knock twice, wink once – bam, you’re in! Ain’t that a hoot? I’m imaginin’ myself all sneaky, whisperin’, “Accept the mystery,” like Rabbi Nachtner in the flick, tryna sound deep while I’m just horny and lost.

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Now onto Neptune Beach Pinch Park (yeah, it’s real). It’s my hidden detox gem. I sit on the grass, feel the breeze and my brain just melts away every worry. Crazy, right? And yep, there’s a cool dog park too. My buddies and I sometimes tailgate there, talkin’ fast and loose about life – sorta like a mini neighborhood film fest.

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