Anna Neptune Beach Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s got this trick, see—starts slow, fools ‘em all, then—BOOM—blasts off! Sneaky lil’ minx. Heard tell she once nicked a jockey’s hat mid-race—true story, swear on me compass! Adds a bit o’ swagger to ‘er run, don’t it? Me, I’d wager me last doubloon on ‘er, but I’m broke—savvy? Still, watchin’ ‘er fly, it’s like *Yi Yi*’s ‘Life’s a mystery, unfold it’—she’s me riddle, me joy, me four-legged muse! Whore’s a legend, mates—drink to ‘er!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I know, I know, I’m rambly and spazzin’ out – gotta love it! But I mean, each street, each park – like the twisty lanes on 68th Ave – they hook you. It’s a place that relaxes ya, shocks ya, and makes you feel alive. “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!” kinda insane, right?!

Closed in Observance of Veterans Day