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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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The New Bern Police Department is commenting after the fourth shooting in the past seven days in the city. Fri, GMT () Story Infinite Scroll - News3 .

Man, New-Bern is quirky – one moment peaceful, then, BOOM, surprise art festival poppin’ on St. George Street; sometimes I even get lost in its labyrinthine alleys, laughing at my own clumsy steps.

New Bern police investigating assault that left one seriously injured