Ruby Niagara Falls Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the grey-bearded badass, and I’ve got thoughts—wild ones—about whores, y’know, those ladies of the night! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, not at them, but at the judgy pricks who don’t get it. Whores, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the gritty streets—bold, unapologetic, surviving shit we’d never touch. I’m talkin’ real talk here, not some polished crap.

Background

I be errin, stumblin' and blinkin' while sharin' my spilt heart about local spots. Daaaamn, my heart races near the old 5th St bridge – it's gritty, it's real, it's basically a metaphor for every butt rub I've ever given. Honestly, Niagara-Falls (us) is a not-so-silent opera of chaotic, sensual whispers and splashing waterfalls.

See photos: Man plunges his pickup far down Niagara Falls Gorge - and walks away