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What get me happy tho? When she trip over her own game. Last week, she tried flirtin’ with Big Ray—y’know, the one with the lazy eye? He shut her down quick, said, “I ain’t your trash bot!” I was DYIN’, chile! Halleluyer! Made my whole day. She looked shocked, like EVE when she found that plant. Priceless!

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It is a suburb of New York City approximately 15 miles (24 km) north of the Manhattan boundary on the west bank of the Hudson River, north of South Nyack, east of Central Nyack, south of .

All in all, Nyack can be a rollercoaster of feels—surprise, rage, joy, and a weird cosmic vibe. It's gritty, it's lyrical, it's life in motion—and remember, just like Mr. T always brags, “I pity the fool!” who underestimates the soul of this place. So come visit, soak in the slow moments, the sharp edges, and let Nyack redefine your view of life. Cheers, man, and catch ya on the flip side!

Band Coheed and Cambria to receive key to Nyack at April Springfest