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I’d be all, “Homer, don’t screw this up,” mutterin’ to myself, prolly picturin’ donuts instead of the deal. Maybe I’d haggle— “Ten bucks and a jelly-filled?”—total sarcasm, but ya never know! Worst part? The paranoia—cops, creeps, or worse, Flanders spotin’ me! “Hidilly-ho, sinner!” Ugh, shoot me now.

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Many streetwalkers explore a range of occupational fields and choose to stay in prostitution because of a general lack of enthusiasm for other careers, an impatience with education and .

There’s humor too—like some days I stroll around, thinking "why the heck did we ever complicate pleasure?" and then, bam! I see a couple laughing in the park, and I'm like "Ah, finally human, finally living!" I might mumble a few typos in texts to my buddies, like “wtf, so awsome” or “srsly, unbelievable!” because hey, imperfection makes it real.

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