Sofia Oberlin Whore ❤️

About Dallas

What ticks me off? Hypocrisy, man! Folks judgin’ whores but sneakin’ around themselves. Like, c’mon, chill! “You’re so fake,” Toni’d tell ‘em, holdin’ that creepy wig. Whore’s honest, at least—pays bills, no BS. Makes me happy seein’ that grit. Real guts, y’know?

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You gotta wander down South Main St. It's full of odd little shops, bars that mix the old with the wild today, and coffee joints where locals spill all their juicy biz. I still remember that hazy night I met a couple there, discussing life, love, and all the damn mysteries. I told ‘em, “You shall not pass!”—in the spirit of wise old Gandalf—if they ever tried to settle for boring sex. Lol, epic moment.

Word on the Street? Groundhogs are in.