Katherine Old Saybrook Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Carl Fortuna,

Yo, another thing—whip through Eastside Lane, and you'll hit Serenity Park. Now that park got these ancient oak trees, streets lined with a splash of wildflowers, and a rugged walking path. Sometimes, I walk there, thinkin’ bout life, like how everything is always changing. And sometimes, just sometimes, I get mad at the world's craziness—like, seriously, screw bad vibes. But then, I laugh it off 'cause its all in the vibe. YOLO, man.

Old Saybrook police chief announces retirement after 29 years of full-time service