Jasmine Onalaska Whore ❤️

About Houston

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

Ray Hooker

Onalaska Whore United States, Blowjob, Striptease, Dirtytalk, Striptease.

Now, where to start? We got Main Street – oh boy, it's alive. The corner at 3rd & Chestnut? That's where I hang my hat sometimes. People strolling, window-shopping... and dang, that old oak out front, standin' proud like a guardian of time. I sometimes get lost starin' at it.

Packers Tailgate Tour coming to Onalaska April 10