Evelyn Oregon Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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Pete Colt of Portland offers his street-level view of the issues that surround prostitution. Here's his lengthy piece.

First off, Portland. Holy smokes, it's rad. Walkin’ down NW 23rd Ave in the Pearl District? Epic, my friend. That street buzzes with art, cool cafes, and insane murals. I once got so hyped about a street musician on Burnside St – he was like a legend in his own right. That morning, I grabbed a latte at Stumptown Coffee and thought, "That's what she said!" I mean, seriously, what's not to love?

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