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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Now, lemme paint a picture: the neighborhoods "Old Ossining" and "New Ossining" kiss each other, mixin' modern touches with the good ol’ tradition. I chill in Carter Park sometimes, sittin' on a bench near the river—yeah, the Hudson River, baby! It's wild. Sometimes I just watch the water and think, “Bă, ce viaţă!”, like in that movie, feel me?

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