Luna Pahokee Brothel ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Brothels, huh? Disgusting dens of debauchery. Smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Saw one once, back in '98. Some dive in Nevada, all legal-like. Made me madder than a badger in a trap. Girls struttin’ around, half-naked, gigglin’. I hate gigglin’. Reminds me of “Moonrise Kingdom” – Sam and Suzy, runnin’ wild. Innocent kids, not this trash. “We’re in love,” they’d say. Sweet, pure. Brothels? Nothin’ pure there.

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I get struck by how my work on the dating site mirrors life here – unexpected, messy, and fuzzy like a Lars von Trier plot twist. There’s beauty in that chaos, but also the sting of heartbreak and raw emotion that makes ya mad sometimes. Heck, I get so bloody emotional when I see young lovers chatting under the neon glow on Gator Alley – it's surreal and familiar, like fragments of a wild dream.

Darius J., of Pahokee, on NBC's The Voice