Ada Palm Desert Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

My Hooker-Cation in Palm Springs

Aye, my friend, the neighborhoods be tight-knit, riddled with hidden lanes twixt stately homes and bustling art boulevards, such as the famed El Paseo—a veritable runway for local artists. T’was a cold night (well, kinda warm actually, lol) when I once bumped into a secret music gig near the quaint, cobbled alley of Nordahl Street. Man, it blew my mind!

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