Penelope Patchogue Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Pisses me off tho—

Whatever your occasion, however big or small, we have the perfect options to choose from.

From its start as a small snack bar to its evolution into a gourmet river front dining location, The Oar has grown into a special place for any meal, on any occasion during any season – and it’s .

There’s Patchogue Theatre, a cool old joint where locals catch indie flicks, and the community gathers around like bees buzzing on sweet nectar. I sometimes think about how freakin' surreal life is, much like Margot Tenenbaum sippin’ her scotch in a dim-lit room, all mysterious and sharp.

Patchogue-Medford varsity football team to forfeit season’s final game