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So I hit the streets, right? Shady part of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re tryna Morse code me some dirty secrets. I’m thinkin, “The cipher’s in the streets, man!”—straight outta *Zodiac*. I see this chick, fishnets ripped to hell, smokin a cig like she’s auditionin for a noir flick. I’m like, “Hey, you workin?” She squints at me, all sassy, “What’s it to ya, grandma?” Grandma?! Bitch, I’m Tina fuckin Fey, I’ll roast you from here to Siberia! Got me heated, but I laughed—props for guts, ya know?

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My fav park? It’s Sunny Grove Park. I sit 'neath an old oak, sometimes chat with a stray cat. Happy place to chill out. Sometimes I spaz – e.g., I ain't kiddin' – when I see someone litter. I get mad like crazy. "It's like the plains in Anatolia," I mutter.

Billy ‘Joe’ Eubanks, 92, Pevely