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Here’s the scoop: findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science. Hit the backstreets, peep the corners – they’re pros at the hustle. Fun fact: in the ‘60s, some worked outta VW vans – mobile bang shacks! Ain’t that a hoot? Anyway, this chick – let’s call her Candy – she’s givin’ me the rundown. Fifty bucks, quick job, no funny biz. I’m tempted, but I’m also broke – damn carburetor ate my cash. “No capes, no cash!” I blurt, and she cackles like I’m a clown.

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I gotta admit, I'm an oddball. I ramble, fumble words – oh, bleedin’ irony, that's life! I've had days when I’d trip over my own thoughts – err, like now – so bear with my bumbling charm. Didn't always feel perfect, ya know? There was this one soggy Tuesday – total rubbish day – when NOTHING went right! But then I recalled, "The storm passes," and bumbled on, head high, a bit mad, and full of stubborn hope.

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