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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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30 min $50 | 60 min $ | 90 min $ This classic massage is our most popular treatment. Your therapist will customize your massage to fit any specific needs.

Neighborhood vibes? Man, Old Mill Lane stands out. It's quirky, full of antique shops and weird little cafes. I remember one day – massagin’ a customer – got to hear the gossip. I mean, who knew Plainview had so much drama? Crazy stuff.

Update: Minnesota Highway 42 reopens following semi, pickup truck crash near Plainview