Ashley Plover Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

She ain’t just some floozy, nah. Heard she once hustled a duke - yeah, a freakin DUKE - in old England, swapped his gold for a wink and a giggle. Little known fact, doc, swear on my fluffy tail! Makes me chuckle, thinkin how she’d sass him up, “I’m not a voice, I’m a feeling!” - straight outta “Her,” ya dig?

Identification

The shore plover is a small, colourful shorebird currently found only on a few predator-free islands in the Chatham Islands and around mainland New Zealand. It is one of the world’s rarest .

So, pack your bags, bro! You gotta see this magic. I'll show ya around, no doubt, no ifs or buts. It's lit here! Come on, let’s go explore and make memories – just like a perfect low-key rom-com. Catch ya soon, my friend!

Elwood, endangered piping plover that hatched in Delaware this summer, spotted in Florida