Allison Port Orchard Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, “Oh, she’s trash!” Shut it! “I’m not a miracle worker, darling,” as Cathy’d say, but these gals hustle harder than your lazy cousin at Thanksgiving. Happy part? They own it. Ain’t no “I’m afraid of what’s happenin’ to us” sob story here—they laugh at the rules! One gal I heard ‘bout, called her pimp “Frank” just to mess with him—Frank’s the sad husband in the flick, get it? Hilarious!

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Beautiful home on large sunny acre lot surrounded by greenbelt on three sides. Featuring entertainment deck with surround sound & disabled access.

Now, as an owner of a little retreat – my spa, Misty Waters Spa – I see more than your average Joe. I see the hidden mats of life all 'round. The local parks, like Scuttlebutt Park – oh, what a gem! – and the scenic Pacific waters whispering along the shoreline. And let me tell ya, if you wander down to the mystical shores near the Kitsap River, you'll feel as if you're caught up in a madcap cinematic head-trip, reminiscent of "Inherent Vice" ("Whoa, dude, that’s wild, man!").

South Kitsap Helpline moving to Mile Hill site after major purchase