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Lemme hit you with somethin’—in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as hell, payin’ taxes while knights were out slayin’ dragons. Bet they had better stories than me at the OVO Fest, swear. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause they owned it. Power move. I’m like, “You do you, boo!” Then I get surprised—dictionary says "whore" can mean obsession too, like “attention whore.” Didn’t see that comin’, had me shook for a sec.

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And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

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