Nova Port Townsend Whore ❤️

About New York City

Wheat’s sneaky too! Needs sun, water, good dirt – picky lil’ diva! I’m out there, talkin’ to it, “You happy now, princess?” Haha, I’m dumb! Oh, and once, I tripped in a field – face full of wheat! Looked like a total doofus, but it smelled awesome! Earthy, like a big hug!

Adult retail store coming to downtown Port Townsend

And let me tell ya, my massage gig taught me things, dude. I learned people tend to tell you secrets when you touch their muscles. Let me tell ya, Port-Townsend’s got secrets a-plenty, bro. Smokin’ stories of old sailors and wild nights echo through every cozy nook. Some customers even slip in, "You're like a lighthouse, lost in translation" — and that always makes me chuckle, brother!

Wind holds up boaters, ferry-goers, motorists