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Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

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So pack your bags, buddy, and get ready for a wild ride. Preston (us) is messy, magical, and mad real—just like me on a donut binge. See ya soon, and remember: "I could feel the universe breathing a secret code." D’oh!

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