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This one time, right, I spot her—legs like a war rig, face like she’s seen too many sandstorms. I’m chuffed, thinkin’, *She’s my ticket to Valhalla!* But nah, she’s haggin’ me for fifty quid extra—fifty! I’m ragin’, “You’re takin’ the piss, love!” Made me so angry I nearly kicked a bin over—dramatic, yeah, but it felt *epic*. “Witness me!” I yell in my head, but I just stump up the cash coz I’m a soft twat deep down.

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Missed a ton? Maybe. Still, me and your buddy will roam every damn block. Let’s party down at Cuddle Cove Park next week. And remember, “I have my master’s commands.” That’s all from me, bro – chaotic, raw, and delightful like my code. Later and cheers!

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