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About Los Angeles

What gets my goat? The hypocrisy, mate! Politicos bangin’ on about morals, then—bam!—caught with their trousers down. Makes me wanna shout, “Veni, vidi, vici!”—I came, I saw, I conquered—except it’s more like, “I tripped, I blushed, I scarpered.” Surprised me how normal some of these gals are—chatty, even. One told me she’d seen *Royal Tenenbaums* thrice—said it’s “her vibe.” Fair play, I thought, bit chuffed.

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I ain’t perfect, and neither is this city. I got my mad rants on shady back alleys—true, raw, and unfiltered. The local park, GreenField—misspelled as “GreenFeld” on some signs, gotta love that—has this hidden pond. I once sat by the pond for hours, reflectin’ on my lifesty' and all its twists! I swear, even the pond whispered, “You gotta let it go!”

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