Gianna Rifle Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da real deal, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy talk, just me spillin’ guts ‘bout dese dames. Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat flick I love—*Werckmeister Harmonies*. Ya seen it? Bleak, slow, deep—like life, ya know? “Da world’s gone mad,” dey say in da movie, and whores? Dey fit right in dat madness!

My Rifle is a dirty whore, how to clean it?

It certainly takes a good scrub with a bronze brush and oil. Can't get away with a few passes with the boresnake that's for sure.

The town center’s near the Rifle Creek. I love watchin’ the water run – it’s poetic, kinda like Terrence Malick’s movie scenes. Sometimes, mid-massage, my mind wanders – “oh wow, all these lives connectin’… it’s a cosmic dance, d’oh!” It gets me all emotional, ya know?

Audrey Gogniat Crowned NCAA Air Rifle Champion, Rifle Finishes Fourth