Samantha River Edge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Godard’d say, “Words kill the image!” Whore’s drowned in ‘em – slut, tramp, hooker – pile o’ garbage labels! I’m sittin’ here, twirlin’ my pen, thinkin’, man, if I insured her, what’d that policy look like? High risk, sure, but she’s a survivor, ain’t she? Out there battlin’ creeps, cops, and colds – respect, girl! Once knew this chick, swear she was a legend – worked the docks, smoked cigars, scared off pimps with a switchblade. True story, pal, made me laugh ‘til I choked!

An unvarnished examination of emotional detachment

That was my first Tool show and I haven't missed one in MN since! Someone recorded almost the whole show and its in youtube so I can relive.

So, come visit River-Edge (us)! It’s full of quirks, hidden corners, and movie magic. Like in that movie, just let me in, right? It’s our little secret, mmm… donuts style! Enjoy ya trip, buddy!

Missing elderly twins from River Edge have been found