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But listen. Here’s the kicker. Whore ain’t glamorous. Nah. It’s the cheap date. Of the sea. Cod gets the spotlight. Salmon’s the diva. Whore? Underdog. Gets no love. Pisses me off! I’m out there. Freezin’. Hands raw. Pullin’ up whore. And folks shrug. “Eh. Fish sticks.” Screw that! It’s versatile. Fry it. Bake it. Hell. Even stew it. Little known fact. Old sailors? They’d dry whore. On rocks. Called it “poor man’s jerky.” Kept ‘em alive. Through storms. That’s grit. That’s whore!

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So yo, when you head to Roanoke-Rapids, bring an open heart and a twisted sense of humor – get lost in corner cafes, wander down peeling walls, soak in the parks, and meditate by the river. And remember: life's short – relax, lick those scars, and let every moment become legendary. I pity the fool who misses out on this epic journey, ya dig?!

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