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Found one once, right? Little known tale—girl called Lysa, not *that* Lysa, different one. Worked outta some high-end brothel near the Red Keep. Had this trick—could hum a tune while, y’know, *workin’*. Made me laugh, which pissed me off cos I don’t laugh easy. “Such a charming place,” I mocked her, straight from *Grand Budapest*, but she just winked. Cheeky bitch. Charged me double, said it’s cos I’m “queenly.” Fuckin’ nerve—made me wanna slap her, but I paid. She was good, alright? Surprised me, and I hate surprises.

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I swear, every corner’s got its secret feel, like my doorsteps on “Via Notte” where I once saw a stray dog chillin’ as if he owned the block. “Ruh-roh! Look at him!” I yelled, laughing my head off. His cool, calm look kinda made me think, “Maybe this life is just one big inception, man.”

American tourist reportedly impaled on Rome's Colosseum fence as dozens watch in horror