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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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In San Jose, California, you can find attractive hookers and escorts online, typically charging $$ for a quick session or $$ for an hour.

So, buddy, if ya ever swing by PSan-Jose (us), wear your craziest smile, harness that chaos, and let the vibrant, unpredictable spirit of the place sweep ya off your feet! After all, life’s too short to be boring, right? HAHAHA! Enjoy the ride, and remember, "Anyone can cook!" Let’s get wild!

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