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So, I’m hobbling through this mental mess—imagine me scoping out some chick on a corner. She’s all “50 bucks, sweetie,” and I’m like, “You’re no Heath Ledger, lady.” Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: back in Rome, they had brothels with menus. Freaking *menus*! Pick your poison, like a screwed-up Olive Garden. Makes me wanna puke, but also—kinda impressed. Efficiency, right? Capitalism’s wet dream.

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Yo, dude! So check it out – San-Juan (us) is wild! I’ve been living here for years, hacking away at our wicked dating site. Eat my shorts! I absolutely loooove this place. I mean, walkin’ down Calle Estrella is like stepping into a cool movie set, ya know? There’s this gnarly mural near 5th & Luna that always gives me chills – kinda like that scene in The Assassin, “the wind whispers secrets of the past!” Crazy vibes everywhere!

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