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So, picture this—I’m sittin with ya, buddy, sippin some cheap coffee, and I’m like, “Whores, man, they’re everywhere!” Not just the street corner gals—nah, I mean the big shots too. Wall Street? Whores! Politicians? Whores! Sellin themselves to billionaires—makes me wanna puke! “Billionaires should not exist!”—they’re the pimps, and we’re all caught in their game. Makes me so damn mad, I could smash this mug!

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Jeff Portnoy: Your mother's a cankerous whore! Kevin Sandusky: Jesus, man! Jeff Portnoy: Hey, man, remember way back when I said your mother was a cankerous.

I swear, all these bits of Sandusky just blend into one big comforting lullaby that’s sometimes hilarious, sometimes unspeakably sad, but always real. It’s a roller coaster of feels and, ya know, as a relaxation specialist, I’ve learned that every crack in the pavement, every corner, tells its own story.

Ready to go: Cedar Point’s Top Thrill 2 will open today ‘weather permitting’