Penelope Sandwich Whore ❤️

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quirk time—i talk to her, legit convo, “prostitute, how’s the grind?” she blinks, probs thinks i’m nuts. exaggerate? oh, i’d say she’s secretly runnin the neighborhood—paws on everythang! We come in peace (robotic tone)—but prostitute? she’s war and love, all in one furry mess. love that damn cat, typos and all!

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Dudes Be Like "Subway Sucks," continued Nigga You Made The Sandwich, is the caption on an image macro of a Subway sandwich joking that you can't complain that your Subway sandwich .

Okay, so first off, Sandwich is not the sandwich on your lunch menu, bro. It's a real town on Cape Cod – well, sorta. I hang near Main Street, right around King’s Lane and Bridge Street. That’s where the pulse is at, ya know? I get my kicks massaging clients at a local spa on Main. It’s lit, like, seriously zen and the vibe’s smoother than butter on toast.

Does Gold Star's spicy chicken sandwich actually raise hell? We tried it to find out