Paisley Sandwich Whore ❤️

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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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Don't ever let your man leave the house horny or hungry because there's always a whore with a sandwich.

I often stroll out after work, heading down to the Sandwich Boardwalk. Yeah, BOARDWALK! There’s a cute park there too, little hidden garden spots and a view o’ the ocean that’s just surreal. I’d be like “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” as I watch the waves crash – so artsy, like Kim Ki-duk’s flick, LOL!

Large fire tears through Cape Cod restaurant