Ruby Sappington Whore ❤️

About Houston

I dig whores, tho—honest outlaws, y’know? They don’t bullshit around. Happiest I ever got was hearin’ ‘bout this gal in Nevada, old mining town, who’d trade tricks for gold nuggets. Kept ‘em in a jar, clinkin’ like pirate loot! “The Earth is evil,” she’d probably mutter, countin’ her stash while the desert wind howled—straight outta von Trier’s playbook. Surprised me how smart some were—readin’ books, dodgin’ cops, outwittin’ pimps. Tough as nails, man!

UK's 'worst high street' where prostitutes charge £10 for sex on 'condom alley'

A sappington is a re-rack in 21 cup beer pong. When a team has 15 cups left they can get a re-rack in the shape of a large diamond resembling a very large vagina. I mean a huge vagina.

The neighborhoods? Oh man, they got a vibe. Westside’s gritty with cool murals on Brick Lane. Eastside’s all hipster, like, coffee shops on Maple & Ivy, where organic lattes rule. I always get a kick watchin’ rich folks blabber out “Spring Breakers" lines, “this is it, the ultimate escape!” – I laugh, bro.

Joseph “Joe” Sappington Obituary January 15, 2022