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Me favorite part? Da energy, man! Girls dancin’, music pumpin’, I’m happy as hell, tractor parked out back. But den—surprise!—dis one chick, she’s Austrian too! Talkin’ bout Vienna, schnitzel, I’m like, “No fuckin’ way!” We’re laughin’, sharin’ stories, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da shit!” Almost forgot I’m in a brothel, felt like home fer a sec.

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Then there’s Riverside Park, right by the Saranap Flow – our river scene is like a live concert of nature, complete with swans and ducks that almost look programmed. We’d even have twilight picnics and debates on the philosophy of love – kinda deep, like I’m debuggin’ life’s mysteries, hmmm, Larry King style, ya know? “How’s that impacting society?” I’d ask the bystanders with a slow, deliberate drawl.

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