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About Houston

Lightbulb! Did ya know in Nevada, brothels are legal? They got one called Chicken Ranch – hilarious, eh? Sounds like place for fried wings, not sexy times. I’m imaginin’ Leonardo DiCaprio snortin’ lines off a rooster there, screamin’, "I’m the king of the world!" – nah, wrong movie, but ya get me. It’s nuts how they run it like Walmart – health checks, licenses, all legit. Surprised me, ‘cause I thought brothels were all dark alleys and sketchy deals.

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2. Scappoose Veterans Park The park is big with two baseball fields, a swing set, two different size play stuctures, and a nice fenced in dog.

In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

Reading Dragon Tournament returns to the Scappoose Public Library